Urban Nomad's Ramblings

So? If i don’t like you, I’m an asshole. If i like you, im still an ass, but less so. But there’s an underlying reason to why i dislike you. Maybe you’re a backstabbing fag, or i just don’t fucking trust you. Yes, i definitely have trust issues. If i can’t trust you, don’t expect me to be your bestest fucking buddy. I would do a lot for my friends, and i don’t do it to improve my current position, and not cause ‘i care’, it’s cause i know, when the time comes when i need help, they’ll be there for me. No, i’m not racist. I just enjoy making fun of people, why? CAUSE IT’S FUCKING FUNNY. That’s why it’s called ‘make fun of’. If it was called ‘make sweet love’ i wouldn’t be doing it for a laugh would i? Don’t like the joke? Don’t laugh, then, turn away and fuck off, cause there’s waaaaay more where that came from.

I totally forgot about this. It’s when you go out with a friend who wouldn’t get drunk or not drink at all… Obvious from the name really. But i’ve used it a couple of times in vegas when we were really nuts. Hmmm but you have to pick a person who you trust, and wouldn’t ditch you, and would send you home properly, and not in a dumpster.

Yeah..  I drank a bit too much. No, no matter how much i said so, i am not in love with you. I don’t know why i said that, i used to have feelings for you, but those are long gone. Yes, i still stand by some of my words, you do have nice tits. To all the guys ang girls that took care of me, thank you. To all the pricks that wanted to send me to malaysia, and fucked around with my unconscious/drunk body, fuck you. Oh and to the to the other girl that cried, i don’t hate you. I just dislike some of the things you did, there is a reason why i suddenly distanced myself from you. Why can’t anybody tell me a proper story of what happened? Seriously, i can’t remember, so don’t pull the shit as wild as dragons and stuff….

I love linux. Not to sound like a fanboy about it, but i really like it. Most things are plug and play, and you look like a genius for simply using it. It’s light, it’s fast, and it will kick windows in the balls anyday. The only problem i have, is the fact that it can’t game for shit. Now, for the bad idea. I have parents who are O.K computer users, my dad is the more advanced one, he knows some programming, wich is good. My mother on the other hand is um.. pretty bad. She asks me questions about the easiest things, within a week, her laptop is bloated, fragmented, and slow. Then of course, she managed to get a virus that  deleted a boot directory. Without bothering to salvage vista, i offered to install Ubuntu on it. After a few tinkering with the wireless that was giving me a hard time, i managed to get everything working. We’ll see how this little stunt goes.

It’s been a weird week. i’ve been getting weird looks from people whenever i’m doing a reality check. i don’t think i’ve ‘woken up’ in any of my dreams yet, but one did come close. During the dream, i was told to write on a wall, but when i proceded to, i could not make any sensible wiritng, i then looked at my watch, when ddoing so, i felt a pulling sensation like hands pulling me back. I was back in my bed, i wanted to get out of bed, but i was only getting tangled in the sheets, then everything went black, and i awoke.

So, for my first half brained idea, i will try to explore the technique of lucid dreaming. It seems pretty simple. I will keep a dream journal, and try to record my dream straight away ever morning, and i will do reality checks once every hour of the day. For people not familiar with the concept of lucid dreaming, it is the method to achieve a conscious state during your dream, thus, giving you control of your dream.

How many times do people have to say that to me? Yes, i can program, yes, i understand science and tech jokes, and yes, i do spend hours at a time in front of my computer? Why do many people go ‘ZOMG WTF’ when i say i have a girlfriend. It ain’t that big of a deal. Just cause i spend my time with computers doesn’t mean im socially inept.

I don’t really mind doing tech support for family and friends. I get to look like a genius for doing stuff that most of my friends would seem trivial, or simple. But when i offer my service to the public, that’s where the fun begins. I’ve read many tech support stories but never thought the majority of the public was that stupid when it came to computer. I thought wrong. I live in asia, and this is surprising, ‘Aren’t asians supposed to be smart?’ i said to myself. God, it seems people think that their computers are magic boxes that sit on their desk and it connect the to a magical place called the interwebs. Well, that would make me and my friends wizards of the realm then. Which still sounds kinda gay. People please, before you call any type of tech support, restart your computer, check if everything is plugged in, and for gods sakes, know how to explain your problem.